Homer: [reading His Fortune] "You Will Find Happiness With A New Love.

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Homer: [reading his fortune] "You will find happiness with a new love."
[out loud] Aw, even the Chinese are against me. [sigh] What's
the point? I can't fight fate.
[In the kitchen...]
Man 1: Hey, we're out of these "New Love" cookies.
Man 2: Well, open up the "Stick With Your Wife" barrel.
-- Controversial fortune cookies,
"The Last Temptation of Homer"