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• Bart: Hey Homer, I can't find the safety goggles for the power saw.
  Homer: If stuff starts flying, just turn your head! Bart: Oh. Check. -- "Saturdays of Thunde...
• Marge: Name one of your child's friends. Homer: Uh, let's see, Bart's friends .
  .. Well, there's the fat kid with the thing; uh, the little wiener whose always got his hands in his pockets....
• Bart: [running towards door with sled; goggles on head] Cowabunga!
  Marge: Remember to take a break if your arms go numb!...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Bart: OK, boy: catch the frisbee. [SLH does so] Good catch, boy!
  SLH: [taking the frisbee from his mouth] Thanks, Bart....
• Marge: [confiscates Bart's personal stereo] Were you going to listen to rock music in Sunday School?
  Bart: Maybe. Marge: Can you believe this, Homer? ....
• Horst: We plan to have some frank discussions with your safety inspector.
  Homer: Hee hee. Yeah. Sock it to him, Horst! Le...
• Bart: Dad, aren't you coming? Homer: No! Marge: Now, don't pout.
  Homer: I'm not pouting. <You> are! -- "Saturdays of Thunde...
• Lisa: So Mom, what are you going to do with your day off?
  Marge: I just want to relax and forget that I'm part of that thin blue line which stands between civilization and chaos....