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• Mrs.K: Mr. and Mrs. Simpson, I think you know our district psychiatrist Dr.
  J. Loren Pryor. Homer: Hey, Dr. J. Dr.J.: [ahem] I think we have on our hands here a classic case of what laymen refer to as fear of failure....
• Lisa: [annoyed] Dad! Homer: Yes, sweetheart? Lisa
  Obesity is really unhealthy; any doctor will tell you that....
• Marge: [goes into labor] Oh! Homer: [rolls up his sleeves] Step aside.
  I'll deliver this baby. Dr. H: Uh, why don't you let me handle it, Homer?...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Kent: Mr. Simpson, how do you respond to the charges that petty vandalism such as graffiti is down eighty percent, while heavy sack-beatings are up a shocking nine hundred percent?
  Homer: Aw, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent....
• Bart: Here we go. Kwyjibo. [places his tiles] K-W-Y-J-I-B-O.
  Twenty-two points, plus triple-word-score, plus fifty points for using all my letters....
• Marge: Homey, are you really going to ignore Grampa for the rest of your life.
  Homer: Of course not, Marge, just for the rest of his life....
• Gravedigger: Two more ladies come by earlier that day.
  One was real pretty, t'other, sort of plain....
• Oh no! Two hundred and thirty nine pounds! I'm a whale!
  Why was I cursed with this weakness for snack treats?...