Chandler: She's amazing! She makes the women that I dream about look like short,

Chandler: She's amazing! She makes the women that I dream about look like
short, fat, bald men!

Monica: Well, go over to her! She's not with anyone.

Chandler: Oh yeah, and what would my opening line be? 'Excuse me.
Blarrglarrghh.'

Rachel: Oh, c'mon. She's a person, you can do it!

Chandler: Oh please, could she be more out of my league? Ross, back me up
here.

Ross: He could never get a woman like that in a million years.

Chandler: Thank you, buddy.

Phoebe: Oh, oh, but y'know, you always see those really beautiful
women with those really nothing guys. You could be one of those guys!


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