Related:

• Joey and Chandler are watching T.V.] Phoebe: You know you should go outside and be with the three-dimensional people.
  Joey: No, inside good, outside bad....
• Chandler: I am telling you, years from now, schoolchildren will study it as one of the greatest first dates of all time.
  It was unbelievable! We could totally be ourselves, we didn't have to play any games....
• Rachel: We should definetly play football more often.
  Maybe there's like a league we could join or something....
• Phoebe: Well, then you should come tonight. You know, just hang out with them.
  Let them see what a great guy you still are. Chandle...
• Phoebe: Well, you know what Chandler? I think you've gotta face it.
  You're like, the guy in the big office, you know. You're the one that hires them, that fires them....
• Phoebe: I can't believe two cows made the ultimate sacrifice so you guys could watch TV with your feet up.
  Chandler: Well they were chair-shaped cows. They never would have survived in the wild....
• Joey: God, I just, I hate her! I hate her!! With her, "Oh, I'm so talented.
  and "Oh, I'm so pretty," and "Ooh, I smell so good....
• Chandler enters hungover and groaning ] Monica: How ya feelin'?
  Chandler: Well, my apartment isn't there anymore, because I drank it....
• Monica: Okay. It's-it's about Alan. There's something that you should know.
  I mean, there's really no easy way to say this.. uh....