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  Monica: Well, go over to her! She's not with anyone....
• Rachel: You're twins? Phoebe: Yeah. We don't speak.
  She's like this high-powered, career driven type. Chandle...
• Monica: Sandra, I am so sorry, I thought you were Rachel and we just weren't ready for you yet.
  Mrs. Greene: You thought I was Rachel? Chandle...
• Rachel: Ross, you had sex with another woman! [Cut to Monica's bedroom, both Monica and Phoebe gasp.
  ] Monica: Oh my God. Phoebe: Oh, I knew something had to be wrong, because my fingernails did not grow at all yesterday....
• Ross: I didn't know what I was taking full responsibility for!
  Okay?! I didn't finish the whole letter! Rachel: What?...
• Monica: So, Chandler, who's on your list? Chandle
  Ah, Kim Basinger, Cindy Crawford, Halle Berry, Yasmine Bleeth, and ah, Jessica Rabbit....
• Phoebe: We could eat the wax! It's organic. Chandle
  Oh great, food with hair on it. Phoebe: No, not the used wax....
• Monica: Okay. It's-it's about Alan. There's something that you should know.
  I mean, there's really no easy way to say this.. uh....
• Phoebe: Well, then you should come tonight. You know, just hang out with them.
  Let them see what a great guy you still are. Chandle...