Joey: If You Ask Me, As Long As You Got This Job, You've Got Nothing Pushing You To Get Another One.
Joey: If you ask me, as long as you got this job, you've got nothing pushing
you to get another one. You need the fear.
Rachel: The fear?
Chandler: He's right, if you quit this job, you then have motivation to go
after a job you really want.
Rachel: Well then how come you're still at a job that you hate, I mean why
don't you quit and get `the fear'?
[Chandler and Joey both laugh]
Chandler: Because, I'm too afraid.
Rachel: I don't know, I mean I would give anything to work for a designer,
you know, or a buyer.... Oh, I just don't want to be 30 and still work
Chandler: Yeah, that'd be much worse than being 28, and still working here.
Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
Joey: All right. [gets up] Monica: [stopping him] No!
Joey, we swore we'd never tell! Chandler: [running over and joining Monica] They'll never understand!...
Rachel: Ross, you had sex with another woman! [Cut to Monica's bedroom, both Monica and Phoebe gasp.
] Monica: Oh my God. Phoebe: Oh, I knew something had to be wrong, because my fingernails did not grow at all yesterday....
Chandler enters hungover and groaning ] Monica: How ya feelin'?
Chandler: Well, my apartment isn't there anymore, because I drank it....
Chandler: (entering) Hey, does anybody need anything copied?
I'm going down to the Xerox place. Monica: Oh, no thanks....
Joey: God, I just, I hate her! I hate her!! With her, "Oh, I'm so talented.
and "Oh, I'm so pretty," and "Ooh, I smell so good....
Rachel: Well, I have to be, I don't really have a choice, I mean, you know, I could look at the bright side, I get two birthday parties and two birthday cakes.
Chandler: Well, actually just one birthday flan. Rachel...
Joey: These little women. Wow! Chandler: Your liking it, huh?
Joey: Oh yeah! Amy just burned Jo's manuscript. I don't see how he could ever forgive her....
Chandler: Yeah, I think for us, kissing is pretty much like an opening act, y'know?
I mean it's like the stand-up comedian you have to sit through before Pink Floyd comes out....
Ross: [sarcastic] Oh please, can't I come to your special, magical cabin?
Rachel: Why would you even want to come Ross? You're a horrible skier....