Chandler: Yeah, I Think For Us, Kissing Is Pretty Much Like An Opening Act, Y'know?

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Chandler: Yeah, I think for us, kissing is pretty much like an opening act,
y'know? I mean it's like the stand-up comedian you have to sit through
before Pink Floyd comes out.

Ross: Yeah, and-and it's not that we don't like the comedian, it's
that-that... that's not why we bought the ticket.

Chandler: The problem is, though, after the concert's over, no matter how
great the show was, you girls are always looking for the comedian again,
y'know? I mean, we're in the car, we're fighting traffic... basically just
trying to stay awake.

Rachel: Yeah, well, word of advice: Bring back the comedian. Otherwise next
time you're gonna find yourself sitting at home, listening to that album

Joey: [Pause]....Are we still talking about sex?

Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"