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• On the other hand, you have different fingers. -- Steven Wrigh
• If you think you have someone eating out of your hand, it is not at all a bad idea to count your fingers.
• My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH.
  -- Stephen Wrigh...
• I collect rare photographs... I have two... One of Houdini locking his keys in his car.
  .. the other is a rare picture of Norman Rockwell beating up a child. -- Stephen Wrigh...
• If you can't hear me, it's because I'm in parentheses. -- Stephen Wrigh
• Did you sleep well?" "No, I made a couple of mistakes." -- Stephen Wrigh
• So, do you live around here often? -- Stephen Wrigh
• Haiku's inventor must have had seven fingers on his middle hand.
• I didn't get a toy train like the other kids, I got a toy subway instead
  you couldn't see anything but every now and then you'd hear this rumbling noise go by....