I filled out an application that said, "In Case Of Emergency
Notify". I wrote "Doctor"... What's my mother going to do?
-- Stephen Wright
Notify". I wrote "Doctor"... What's my mother going to do?
-- Stephen Wright
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Every once in a while, I turn it on and off.... One... - When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had
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I said, "Well, what do you need?" -- Stephen... - I wrote a few children's books...not on purpose.
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Stephen... - I got pulled over by a cop, and he said, 'do you know the speed limit
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Every once in a while I'll be listening to the radio...
