I wrote a song, but I can't read music so I don't know what it is.
Every once in a while I'll be listening to the radio and I say, "I think
I might have written that."
-- Stephen Wright
Every once in a while I'll be listening to the radio and I say, "I think
I might have written that."
-- Stephen Wright
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