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• I made wine out of raisins so I wouldn't have to wait for it to age. -- Steven Wrigh
• Did you sleep well?" "No, I made a couple of mistakes." -- Stephen Wrigh
• I went to the eye doctor and found out I needed glasses for reading.
  So, I got some flip-up contact lenses. -- Stephen Wrigh...
• I wrote a song, but I can't read music so I don't know what it is.
  Every once in a while I'll be listening to the radio and I say, "I think I might have written that....
• I have a switch in my apartment... it doesn't do anything.
  ... Every once in a while, I turn it on and off.......
• I invented the cordless extension cord -- Stephen Wrigh
• I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out.
  -- Stephen Wrigh...
• I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time".
  So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. -- Stephen Wrigh...
• I went to a place to eat. It said `BREAKFAST ANYTIME.
  ' So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance. -- Stephen Wrigh...