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• If it pours before seven, it has rained by eleven.
• Has it ever rained cats and dogs?
• Some people get up at a quarter to seven. Other people lie in bed 'til 8
  45 or nine, but I'm happy just to hang in bed 'til eleven, 'cause eleven has always been a good friend of mine....
• When I get bored I go to a Seven-Eleven and ask for a two-by-four and a box of three-by-fives.
  -- Rod Schmid...
• A dozen, a gross, and a score, Plus three times the square root of four, Divided by seven, Plus five time eleven, Equals nine squared plus zero, no more.
• A dozen, a gross, and a score, Plus three times the square root of four, Divided by seven, Plus five times eleven, Equals nine squared plus zero, no more.
• Short people get rained on last.