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Best Fortunes
- When God created two sexes, he may have been overdoing it.
Charles Merrill...
- When I grow up, I want to be an honest lawyer so things like that
can't happen."
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Richard Nixon as a boy (on the Teapot Dome...
- When it all boils down to the essence of truth one must live by a dog's
rule of life:
if you can't eat it or fuck it, piss on it...
- When the surgeon came to see her on the morning after her
operation,
the young woman asked her somewhat hesitantly how long...
- While I, with my usual enthusiasm,
Was exploring in Ermintrude's busiasm,
She explained, "They are flat,
But think nothing...
- White House carpenters have reworked the master bedroom,
remodeling it
so that Ronnie can sleep with his head...
- Why is it that there are so many more horses' asses than there are
horses?
G. Gordon...
- Why marry a virgin?
If she wasn't good enough for the rest of them
then...
- Women Unite!
Make *___him* sleep in the wet spot tonight...
- Women who want to be equal to men lack imagination
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Graffito in a women's...
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