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• Women Unite! Make *him* sleep in the wet spot tonight!
• Beer never expects you to sleep in the wet spot. -- Men vs. Bee
• Beer doesn't mind being in the "wet spot" that IT left. -- Women vs. Bee
• Never refer to any part of his body below his waist as "cute" or "little
  never expect him to do anything about birth control...
• Uppity Women Unite
• Cucumbers can stay up all night, and you won't have to sleep in the wet spot.
  -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me...
• Are you going to sleep at all tonight?!
• Do not sleep in a eucalyptus tree tonight.
• Tonight's the night: Sleep in a eucalyptus tree.