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  -- Richard Nixon as a boy (on the Teapot Dome scandal)...
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  -- Richard Nixon, as a boy, on the Teapot Dome scandal...
• When I grow up I want to be a little boy. -- Joseph Helle
• Mommy, can I be a boy genius when I grow up?
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• I won't grow up I don't want to go to school Just to learn to be a parrot and recite a silly rule If growing up means it would be beneath my dignity to climb a tree I'll never grow up
  ever grow up, never grow uuuuuuup, not me. I won't grow up I don't want to wear a tie and a serious expression in the middle of July And if it means I must prepare to shoulder burdens with a worried air I'll never grow up, never grow up, never grow uuuuuuup, so there....
• Sometimes, at the end of the day, when I'm smiling and shaking their hands, I want to kick them.
  -- Richard Milhouse Nixo...