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• Why is it that there are so many more horses' asses than there are horses? -- G. Gordon Liddy
• There are more horses' asses in this world than there are horses.
  -- Grandma Soderquist's conclusio...
• There are more horse's asses than horses. -- Soderquist's Paradox
• Universal Equine Equation: At any particular time, there are more horse's asses in the world than horses.
• Aim for the Head. -- G. Gordon Liddy -- Famous Last Word
• Obviously crime pays, or there'd be no crime. -- G. Gordon Liddy
• There are more horses' backsides in the military service of the United States than there are horses.
  -- Robert J. Clark...
• There's something different about us -- different from people of Europe, Africa, Asia .
  .. a deep and abiding belief in the Easter Bunny. -- G. Gordon Liddy...
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