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• No woman can call herself free until she can choose consciously whether she will or will not be a mother.
  -- Margaret H. Sange...
• No woman can call herself free who does not own and control her body.
  No woman can call herself free until she can choose consciously whether she will or will not be a mother....
• It is not necessary to inquire whether a woman would like something for dessert.
  The answer is yes, she would like something for dessert, but she would like you to order it so she can pick at it with your fork....
• A woman's a woman until the day she dies, but a man's only a man as long as he can. -- Moms Mabley
• You can never trust a woman; she may be true to you.
• Our [softball] team usually puts the other woman at second base, where the maximum possible number of males can get there on short notice to help out in case of emergency.
  As far as I can tell, our second basewoman is a pretty good baseball player, better than I am, anyway, but there's no way to know for sure because if the ball gets anywhere near her, a male comes barging over from, say, right field, to deal with it....
• Our [softball] team usually puts the other woman at second base, where the maximum possible number of males can get there on short notice to help out in case of emergency.
  As far as I can tell, our second basewoman is a pretty good baseball player, better than I am, anyway, but there's no way to know for sure because if the ball gets anywhere near her, a male comes barging over from, say, right field, to deal with it....
• Men know that if a woman had to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she would probably save the infant's life, without even considering whether there were men on base.
  -- Dave Barry...