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• Ain't nothin' an old man can do for me but bring me a message from a young man. -- Moms Mabley
• A man always chases a woman until she catches him.
• Man weeps to think that he will die so soon; woman, that she was born so long ago.
  -- H. L. Mencke...
• Love is man's delusion that one woman differs from another - still, man is better off than woma
  he marries later and dies sooner....
• A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her.
  -- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)...
• I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck.
  Marriage is a two-way proposition, but never let the woman know she is one of the ways....
• A man is as good as he has to be, and a woman as bad as she dares. -- Elbert Hubbard
• It is a woman's business to get married as soon as possible, and a man's to keep unmarried as long as he can.
  -- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950), "Man and Superma...
• Seven: " Dad, what's retirement?" Al: " It's when a woman marries and a man die