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• You can never trust a woman; she may be true to you.
• You can never trust a man; he may be true to you.
• If you can't trust a woman with a choice, how can you trust her with a baby?
• I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck.
  Marriage is a two-way proposition, but never let the woman know she is one of the ways....
• Never trust a child farther than you can throw it.
• Micro Credo: Never trust a computer bigger than you can lift.