Our [softball] Team Usually Puts The Other Woman At Second Base, Where The Maximum Possible Number Of Males Can Get There On Short Notice To Help Out In Case Of Emergency.

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Our [softball] team usually puts the other woman at second base, where
the maximum possible number of males can get there on short notice to
help out in case of emergency. As far as I can tell, our second
basewoman is a pretty good baseball player, better than I am, anyway,
but there's no way to know for sure because if the ball gets anywhere
near her, a male comes barging over from, say, right field, to deal
with it. She's been on the team for three seasons now, but the males
still don't trust her. They know, deep in their souls, that if she had
to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she
probably would elect to save the infant's life, without ever
considering whether there were men on base.
-- Dave Barry, "Sports is a Drag"

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