Q: How Do You Save A Drowning Lawyer? A: Throw Him A Rock.
Q: How do you save a drowning lawyer?
A: Throw him a rock.
Q: How do you make Windows run faster? A: Throw it harder!
If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the paper?
Know how to save 5 drowning lawyers? -- No? GOOD!
Q: What should I do if I find a rock in a bag of potatoes?
A: Simply return the rock to your grocer, who will give you the rock's weight in potatoes....
And do you believe in rock and roll and music to save your mortal soul.
A help wanted add for a photo journalist asked the rhetorical questio
If you found yourself in a situation where you could either save a drowning man, or you could take a Pulitzer prize winning photograph of him drowning, what shutter speed and setting would you use?...
Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? A:His lips are moving.
Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? A: An offer you can't understand.
Q: What do you have when you have a lawyer buried up to his neck in sand? A: Not enough sand.