I Was Born Intelligent - Education Ruined Me.

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• I can't help being me...I was born this way.
• Don't give me that intelligent life stuff - give me something I can blow up.
• I was born in 1963. It's true. The room next to me was 1965.
• Shock me, say something intelligent!
• I think my career is ruined! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Beam me up, Scotty! No intelligent life on this BBS!
• If you ever get belted and see three fighters through a haze, go after the one in the middle.
  That's what ruined me--I went after the two guys on the end. -- Max Bae...
• I was born smiling.
• Families, when a child is born Want it to be intelligent.
  I, through intelligence, Having wrecked my whole life, Only hope the baby will prove Ignorant and stupid....