If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.
I was born intelligent - education ruined me.
Practice makes perfect..... But nobody's perfect...... so why practice?
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.