- If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.
- I was born intelligent - education ruined me.
- Practice makes perfect..... But nobody's perfect...... so why practice?
- If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
- Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
- How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
- Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
- One should love animals. They are so tasty.
- Behind every successful man, there is a woman And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
- Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
