Beam me up, Scotty! No intelligent life on this BBS!
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- Beam me up, Scotty. There's no intelligent life here. -- James Tiberius Kirk
- Beam me up, Scotty. There's no intelligent life down here." -- James T. Kirk
- Beam me up, Scotty, there's no intelligent life down here!
- Beam me up, Scotty!
- Scotty, beam me up a double!
- Beam me up, Scotty! But leave the others here.
- Beam me up, Scotty! This isn't the men's room.
- Beam me up, Scotty! This planet has no beer!

