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Shock me, say something intelligent!
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I was born intelligent - education ruined me.
Beam me up, Scotty! No intelligent life on this BBS!
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Quick! Bring me a beaker of wine so that I may wet my mind and say something clever!
-- Aristophanes (sp?)...
Beam me up, Scotty. There's no intelligent life here. -- James Tiberius Kirk
Beam me up, Scotty, there's no intelligent life down here!
Beam me up, Scotty. There's no intelligent life down here." -- James T. Kirk
If you can't say something nice, say something surrealistic.
