I Can't Help Being Me...I Was Born This Way.
I can't help being me...I was born this way.
I haven't killed anyone yet. Help me keep it that way.
I wanted to be born again - Mom said "NO WAY" !!!
I was born this way! What's your excuse?
I was born intelligent - education ruined me.
Sure I can help you out! Which way did you come in?
I need all the help I can get!
I thought about being Born Again, but my mother refused.
Dimoxinil can help me grow as much, or as little, hair as I want to.
-- advertisement for a hair restoration treatment, "Simpson and Delilah...
Oh look, this is really cool. When I hit reverse, I can make them go back in!
-- Bart shows a videotape of kittens being born, "Lisa's Substitute...