- Please excuse me, I have to circuit an AC line through my head to get this database working.
- Yeah, yo mama dresses you funny and you need a mouse to delete files.
- Support staff hung over, send aspirin and come back LATER.
- Someone is standing on the ethernet cable, causing a kink in the cable
- Windows 95 undocumented "feature
- Runt packe
- Password is too complex to decryp
- Boss' kid fucked up the machine
- Electromagnetic energy lo
- Budget cu
