- The file system is full of i
- Satan did i
- Daemons did i
- You're out of memory
- There isn't any problem
- Unoptimized hard drive
- Typo in the code
- Yes, yes, its called a design limitatio
- Look, buddy: Windows 3.1 IS A General Protection Fault.
- That's a great computer you have there; have you considered how it would work as a BSD machine?

