- The monitor is plugged into the
serial... - Root nameservers are
out of... - electro-magnetic pulses from French above ground nuke
testing... - your keyboard's space bar is generating spurious
keycodes... - the real ttys became pseudo ttys and vice
versa... - the printer thinks its a
router... - the router thinks its a
printer... - evil hackers from
Serbia... - we just switched
to FDDI... - halon system went off and killed the
operators...
