- because Bill Gates is a Jehovah's witness and so nothing can work on St.
Swithin's day... - user to computer ratio
too high... - user to computer ration
too low... - we just switched to
Sprint... - it has
Intel... - Sticky bits
on disk... - Power Company having EMP problems with
their... - The ring needs
another... -
... - telnet: Unable to connect to remote host:
Connection...
