- Collapsed
... - Power company testing new voltage spike
(creation)... - operators on strike due to broken
coffee... - backup tape overwritten with copy of system manager's
favourite... - UPS interrupted the
server's... - The electrician didn't know what the yellow cable was
so he yanked the ethernet out... - The keyboard isn't
plugged... - The air conditioning water supply pipe ruptured over
the machine... - The electricity substation in the car park
blew up... - The rolling stones concert down the road caused a
brown...
