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• I'm writing the definitive work on pain. I would like you to tell me how this machine makes you feel.
  Remember, be honest. This is for posterity....
• If at first you don't succeed, have you considered becoming a personnel officer?
• How do you go from where you are to where you want to be?
  I think you have to have an enthusiasm for life. You have to have a dream, a goal, and you have to be willing to work for it....
• Have you reconsidered a computer career?
• To make it work, you have to DO the work.
• You have reached 934-2435. We picked this machine up at a garage sale in "as-is" condition.
  You can try to leave a message on it, but we are not sure it will be recorded....