"I think I have an idea".
The bridge crew groaned. They were already shivering in their underclothes
because Scotty was convinced that static interference from the uniforms was
affecting the CAPTAINS.LOG.
"Scotty, I'm a doctor, not a cryogeneticist", growled the Diagnostic Supervisor,
"this one had better be good".
"Oh never mind the console, it's not on contract anyway. I mean about
rescuing the landing party. Mr Checksum, please activate SYSGEN and load
the NFS Client Driver. We are about to impersonate a late moon."
The bridge crew groaned. They were already shivering in their underclothes
because Scotty was convinced that static interference from the uniforms was
affecting the CAPTAINS.LOG.
"Scotty, I'm a doctor, not a cryogeneticist", growled the Diagnostic Supervisor,
"this one had better be good".
"Oh never mind the console, it's not on contract anyway. I mean about
rescuing the landing party. Mr Checksum, please activate SYSGEN and load
the NFS Client Driver. We are about to impersonate a late moon."
Related:
- The Diagnostic Supervisor stepped out of Turbolift TLA3
and stared at the carnage before him on the bridge.... - Hi Folks,
The following is a little humour written by Tom Wade of EuroKom
and Eoin Meehan of Printech International plc.
We hope it lightens your day! Distribute or destroy at will!... - Mr Scott, I have successfully mounted an area of /usr/planet as a remote
NFS client disk
"Excellent Checksum.
Remind me to mention you in 'Software Dispatch'" "Scotty", exclaimed McCoy, "the least mention of what we're doing the better.... - Mr Scott, I have a fix - it's Captain Kirk !"
"Mr Scott to transporter room.
Lock onto navigator's coordinates and beam to the bridge immediately" The captain materialized next to the navigator console, with an extremely surprised look on his face.... - Federal Aviation Administration,
Washington, D.C.
Gentleme
I was asked to make a written statement concerning certain events that occurred yesterday.... - Federal Aviation Agency,
Washington 25, D.C.
Gentleme
I was asked to make a written statement concerning certain events that occurred yesterday.... - A NEW YEAR’S ADAM ON CHRISTMAS EVE, BUD
Beginnings end.
..and endings begin. That’s either a Biblical paraphrase or a Microsoft credo.... - Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!
looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible.... - WHAT MEN REALLY MEAN
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
"I'm going fishing.
Really means... "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety....
