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• What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday, the rest are all week days.
• Sign on restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry. Come in and get fed up.
• Sign on restaurant window: "Great food (50,000 flies can't be wrong).
• A Polish Mother writing a leter to her son Dear Son, Just a few lines to let you know that I am still alive.
  I'm writing this letter slowly because I know that you cannot read fast....
• 7 Days without pizza makes one weak...
• BATHROOM QUOTES "The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open.
  * Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die....
• Sign seen at a restaurant: The hands that clean these toilets also make your food.
  ..please aim properly....
• The Golden Buddha Chinese Restaurant not far from my house has a sign that says "Additional Parking in Rear of Golden Buddha.
  .....
• Sign in a restaurant window: "T-bone steak $1 Then, in fine print underneath: With meat $12