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• Actual Signs ** In the front yard of a funeral home, "Drive carefully, we'll wait.
  ** On an electrician's truck, "Let us remove your shorts....
• Signs of life.... Maternity Clothes Shop: We are open on labor day Non-smoking area
  If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action On Maternity Room Doo...
• SIGNS: ** On a Plumbers truck : "We repair what your husband fixed.
  ** On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania...
• W. K. Smith: "Wait, my uncle Ted can drive you home.
• ANOTHER WAR STORY A WW II American soldier had been on the front lines in Europe for three months when he was finally given a week of R&R.
  He caught a supply boat to a supply base in the south of England, then caught a train to London....
• Misc. signs On a ski lift in Taos, NM: 'No jumping from the lift.
  Survivors will be prosecuted.' ******************* Official sign near doo...
• And as we wind on down the road....
• We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
• Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend a funeral.