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• Why don't we do it on the road?
• Pulled over in Texas... Two guys were riding through Texas when they got pulled over by the state patrol.
  So the two guys Slide on their seat belt and watch the officer get out of the car....
• This IBM service rep, hardware engineer, and software engineer were driving down the road one day and they had a flat.
  The service rep wanted to replace the car, the hardware engineer thought they could work around it, and the software engineer said 'maybe if we ignore it, it'll go away'....
• Womens Libber Joke! -- There were three men, a smart man, a dum man, and Santa Clause walking down the street.
  They saw a fifty dollar bill on the road. Who picked it up?...
• Recently the 2000 candidates were asked the age old questio
  Why did the chicken cross the road? VICE PRESIDENT GORE...
• Confusing English... No wonder the English language is so very difficult to learn.
  I sometimes wonder how we manage to communicate at all!...
• QUESTION: WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD ? ANSWERS
  Pat Buchanan: To steal a job from a decent, hard-working American....
• WHO'S KEEPING COUNT? A young Amish man had just married his lovely bride.
  As a gift, he was given a horse and buggy. The couple rode off happily until a passing car spooked the horse....
• fire A farmer rushed to his phone one day to report that his nearest neighbor's house was on fire.
  He promptly called 911 to report the fire. In the calmest voice he could muster, he reported the fire was at his neighbor's house two miles down the road....