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Interesting Signs

Interesting Signs:

Sign in a Realtor's office:
"Lots for little."

Sign in a shoe store:
"Come in and have a fit."

Sign in a maternity clothes store:
"We are open on labor day."

Sign in a non-smoking area:
"If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take
appropriate action."

Sign on the door of the maternity ward:
"Push Push Push."

Sign in a bookstore:
"We treat you write."

Sign in an optometrist's office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right

Sign in a podiatrist's window:
"Time wounds all heels."

Sign on an electrician's truck:
"Let Us Remove Your Shorts."

Sign in a butcher's window:
"Let me meat your needs."

Sign on used car lot:
"Second hand cars in first crash condition."

Sign in a muffler shop:
"No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming."

Sign at a hotel:
"Help! We need inn-experienced people."

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