Three Doctors Were Talking About The Amazing Things Being Done In Medicine.

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Three doctors were talking about the amazing things being done in medicine. The
first said,"Six weeks ago a man came in after losing a hand in an accident just
as a car crash victim was brought in dead on arrival. I took a hand from the
dead man and sewed it on the worker's stump, and today he's out looking for a
job."
The second physician said,"That's not so amazing. Six months ago I gave a
blind man a pair of dead man's eyes, and today he's out looking for a job."
The third doctor said,"Neither of those cases tops this one. A year and a
half ago we took an asshole out of California, put it in the White House, and
today everybody is out looking for a job."

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