All the women I had - by Adam
- In the Garden of Eden lay Adam, Complacently stroking his madam, And loud was his mirth For on all of the earth,There were only two balls -- and he had 'em.
- 126 In the Garden of Eden lay Adam, Complacently stroking his madam, And loud was his mirth For on all of the earth There were only two balls -- and he had 'em.
- Cost-cutting Adam
Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden, feeling very lonely, so God
asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said he was going to give him a companion and it would be a woman....
- Facts About Women
** Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where they feel like
they're actually in control.
** Women especially love a bargain. The question of "need" is irrelevant, so don't bother pointing it out....
- Adam just got finished screwin' Eve for the first time.
God yells down at him and says, "Hey, Adam...how was it?...
- What a good thing Adam had...when he said something, he knew nobody had said it before.
- One day in Paradise, God called Adam to him and
said "Now i will teach you how to kiss".
Lord, what is a kiss ?" asked Adam. "I will show you" said God and tought Adam everything about kissing....
- Adam and Eve
After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, "It is time
for you and Eve to begin the process of populating the earth
so I want you to kiss her.
Adam answered, "Yes Lord, but what is a 'kiss?...
- Q: What did Adam say to Eve? A: Stand back! I don't know how big this thing gets.