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• In the Garden of Eden sat Adam, Massaging the bust of his madam, He chuckled with mirth, For he knew that on earth, There were only two boobs and he had 'em.
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• 130 There was a young man of Bengal Who swore he had only one ball, But two little bitches Unbuttoned his britches, And found he had no balls at all.
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  At the pearly gates they were met by St. Peter. Around the gates there was a collection of lights and bells....
• Unknown Once upon a time there lived a man who had a maddening passion for baked beans.
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