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• Q: Why did the stadium in Warsaw get torn down? A: Everywhere you sit, you sit behind a Pole.
• Why did the turkey cross the road? It was the chicken's day off.
• Why did they let the turkey join the band? Because he had the drumstick
• Why did the police arrest the turkey? They suspected it of fowl play.
• Why did the police arrest the turkey? They suspected it of fowl play
• Q. HOW DO YOU GET A NUN PREGNANT A. FUCK HER!!!! Q.
  How do Irich men get their wives pregnant ??? A. And you thought the Irish were dumb !...
• Q: Why does it take a turkey less time than an elephant to get ready for a trip?
  A: Because he only takes his comb, and the elephant takes a trunk....