Q. Why Did The Turkey Sit On The Tomahawk? A. To Hatchet.
Q. Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk?
A. To hatchet.
Q: Why did the stadium in Warsaw get torn down? A: Everywhere you sit, you sit behind a Pole.
Why did the turkey cross the road? It was the chicken's day off.
Why did they let the turkey join the band? Because he had the drumstick
Why did the police arrest the turkey? They suspected it of fowl play.
Why did the police arrest the turkey? They suspected it of fowl play
Q. HOW DO YOU GET A NUN PREGNANT A. FUCK HER!!!! Q.
How do Irich men get their wives pregnant ??? A. And you thought the Irish were dumb !...
Q: Why does it take a turkey less time than an elephant to get ready for a trip?
A: Because he only takes his comb, and the elephant takes a trunk....