- Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.
- Licensed remote control operator.
- Does "anal retentive" have a hyphen?
- Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
- Does Tasha have a Data entry problem?
- That was Zen, this is Tao.
- Did anyone see my lost carrier?
- Do dogs mistake you for a friend (or a fire hydrant)?
- If evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve.
- Multi-tasking - screwing up several things at once.
