Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.
Licensed remote control operator.
Does "anal retentive" have a hyphen?
Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
Does Tasha have a Data entry problem?
That was Zen, this is Tao.
Did anyone see my lost carrier?
Do dogs mistake you for a friend (or a fire hydrant)?
If evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve.
Multi-tasking - screwing up several things at once.