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• Where do baby elephants come from? REALLY BIG storks.
• I REALLY DO
• I no wanna work...I wanna bang on keyboard...
• She (to passing man): Excuse me, do you have the time?
  He: Do you have the energy? What is your favorite position on extramarital sex?...
• She (to passing man): Excuse me, do you have the time?
  He: Do you have the energy? What is your favorite position on extramarital sex?...
• I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you.
  ..wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!...
• Joke 1 It all started with a girlfriend's birthday party.
  Her boyfriend, who I had known since elementary school, wanted to give her a suprize party....
• If tomorrow ever comes...I wanna be there.