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• You were so ugly as a kid that your mother had to feed you with a sling shot ...
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• A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American in an overseas flight.
  After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives....
• A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American in an overseas flight.
  After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives....
• Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy." I wanted to be different, so I called my dog "Sex.
  I found out that "Sex" is a very embarrassing name....
• If I were you, who'd be me?
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  After reaching the judges office the judge looked at the child and said, "I'm going to let your mother take care of you....