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• When the chips are down, the buffalo's empty.
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• Q: What do you call a planeload of lawyers that goes down at sea with one seat empty?
  A: A Damn shame!!!!...
• One day, Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the tee and hits the ball.
  It goes sailing over the fairway and lands in the water trap....
• Dont worry, I can go another 20 miles when the gauge is on "empty.
• How can your pocket be empty and still have something in it? When it has a hole in it.