Is this seat empty?
Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
Related:
- Q: What do you call a planeload of lawyers that goes down at sea with one
seat empty?
A: A Damn shame!!!!... - A couple decide to see a movie. They arrive just before show time and
the theater is quite full.
As they walk down the aisle and their eyes adjust to the dim light, they see only a few empty seats.... - Great Female Comebacks
Man: Haven't we met before?
Woma
Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?... - Great female comebacks to bad pickup lines:
Man: "Haven't we met before?
Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic.... - Remember: Spell Check your jokes, and include a one line signature at most.
From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000000 From... - ANOTHER WAR STORY
A WW II American soldier had been on the front lines in Europe for three
months when he was finally given a week of R&R.
He caught a supply boat to a supply base in the south of England, then caught a train to London.... - Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!
looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible.... - Q: What is the definition of a "crying shame"? A: There was an empty seat.
- Yugo A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a
Rolls-Royce.
The driver of the Yugo rolls down his window and shouts to the driver of the Rolls, "Hey, buddy, that's a nice car....

