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• Hi, you have reached .... Please leave your name, phone number and a message and if we like it we will return your call".
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  Bill works in a coffee, bagels, and sandwiches trailer on the campus of CSUC, Chuck is his boss and the owner of the truck, and yes, according to Bill, this actually happened....