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We Now Return To Our Regularly Scheduled Flame-throwing.
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We now return to our regularly scheduled flame-throwing.
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We now return to our regularly scheduled flame-throwing.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled boredom
We now return you to your regular programming...
And now we return you to your (ir)regular conference.
Cremation Place: You Bang 'Em, We Flame 'Em!
Thanks for calling Dial-An-Asshole. Right now, all our assholes are busy.
After the tone, leave your name and number, and we'll have an asshole return your call as soon as possible....
The man at the next desk says he can't attend a party at our house next Friday night because of a previously scheduled memorial service for his lawn.