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  Nothing improves with age. No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again....
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  "Eighty-four, because at that age, you don't have to work anymore, and you can spend all your time loving each other in your bedroom....
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  .. A) Swear to take the game off your hard drive forever, but first make a copy for his kid....
• MURPHY'S LAWS ON SEX -------------------- 1.
  The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings....
• THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE GUYS Are you a Guy? Or ever wanted to be?
  Maybe you're one of those "Few Good Men." Find out - take this Scientific Quiz to determine "Your Guyness Quotient....
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  Customer: No thank you, your melons will do just fine....
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